Hiya folks! Wanted to spread the word about an upcoming indie game I'm involved with. It's entitled Supreme League of Patriots, and it's coming this July for Mac, PC, Linux, and iPad. We're also trying to get the game approved for Steam via Steam Greenlight!

Check out the Steam Greenlight page! You can find a full synopsis and list of features, screenshots, a preview trailer and an extended gameplay trailer, where you can hear my voice in action!

Supreme League of Patriots is an adventure/comedy game in the same vein as the old Lucasarts and Sierra games from the 90's, with plenty of political satire to boot! I voice the protagonist, The Purple Patriot. He's loud, obnoxious, dimwitted, sexist, racist, homophobic, grotesquely right-wing, and, as a recent press release described him, "a bit of a dick." Here's the game's synopsis from the Steam Greenlight campaign:

No Bull Intentions invites you to point, click and puzzle your way through a comic journey into the jingoistic heart of American super culture. 

Superheroes are the shining beacons of humanity. They exist to guide us, to show us the way forward. Kind of like the übermensch. But definitely the fun, non­-Nazi übermensch. Because superheroes are there to protect the young and the weak and the good and to defend the gender normatives values of society. And also kittens. Think of the kittens. Stuck in nasty trees. 
All of which neatly demonstrates that they’re definitely not fascists. 

Enter Kyle Keever, a mild­-mannered aspiring actor who auditions for hit new reality show ‘America’s Got Superpowers’ and gets a little too into his alter-­ego: a strong, brave, handsome, Arian man the people call the Purple Patriot. Although defending Freedom, Equality and other capital nouns is his daily grind, the Purple Patriot’s favourite cause is stamping out the evils polluting his beloved New York. But when you’re a champion of justice with a supreme moral compass, those evils often resemble your personal pet peeves. Like hippies. And immigrants. And anyone a few Hooters short of heterosexual. 

Still. Who’s going to argue with a superhero? 

Sound like fun?

If you'd care to vote, myself, the rest of the cast and crew, as well as the producer (who's really a super nice guy), would all really appreciate it! <3

Here's a few other things I've done lately.

Voice of the Flail, Archers, and Warlock in The Blind Swordsman

Voice of Joel in Last of Shivs (Last of Us parody)

Voice of Fatso in Bedfellows Ep #27 "The Fans"

Voice of Ninja Turtle in It's Just a Mask!

ALSO SABTASTIC TURNED 24 TODAY GO WISH HER A HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY 

Welp, that about does it! I'll shut my pie hole now.